About Us

The Partners

Chief High Muckety Muck Wee Kemp

He is bald, kind of old and has a weird sense of humor. He does control the money, so everybody pretends to like him.

Major Doer Seymore Gonads

He's huge, not too bright, but fast as lightening. He will definitely get your order out.

General Influence Ophelia Barebutt

I fell for her 20 years ago, when I looked deeply into her eyes, and she said "kiss me quick, my nose is running". She's great at customer service.

* Of course, none of this stuff is exactly true, but what the heck. We're just here to have a good time.

Biker Ballzā„¢
(4" x 2.75" x 1.5") are the ultimate motorcycle accessory.


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